intellectual whore

An intellectual whore is someone who sells out their intellect to any subject, however unlikely, undeserving or unworthy, in the pursuit of personal gain / kudos / attention or basically just to show off.

My incredibly clever friend who used to write underground 'zines is now making millions marketing merchandise to the 'youth'. He is such an intellectual whore - he'll lay his brain down in anybody's bed if the price is right.

by Tel March 11, 2005

Intelligent

A different meaning entirely from the Oxford dictionary's suggestion. THe meaning intended here is that describing something that is mellow, chilled out, lazy, and all together the easiest path in any situation.

This tune is intelligent.
The way of the intelligent man is to use the remote control.

by Cyrus Darawalla February 18, 2004

intellitard

a person who graduates from or is participating in intellitec college.

Person 1: so how is college going?
Person 2: it's okay, but im surrounded by intellitards.
Person 1: Well what did you expect you would get from going to intellitec?

by roflmaopims October 17, 2009

Intelligence

Something you don't have

I have almost everything, oh yeah, besides intelligence.

by Rachel Claire May 19, 2017

intelligence

something most people (probably including you) don't have

you has no intelligence

by some hackerman January 29, 2019

Intellectual

Someone who plays minecraft instead of fortnite

John:Fortnites iz betew

Intellectual:no

by minecraft sex penis November 28, 2019

MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

A psychological diagnosis that entails having enough intellegence to survive, but no more.

Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.

by Compersious June 25, 2019