Hoober

In Mexico referred to as a flat tire.

Ah, damn! I got a hoober!

by Joedom November 23, 2011

hooker booker

The person responsible for managing check-ins at a brothel.

I told the hooker booker that I'd go with the girl with the biggest knockers for an hour.

by Francesco Saline September 29, 2012

Hookercoon

The way a girl looks when she gets out of the shower and all her mascara and eyeliner is piled under her eyes, making her look like a hooker mixed with a raccoon. Thus, hookercoon.

"Hey, is my makeup running?"

"Yeah, you look like a total hookercoon."

by elizard_28 September 1, 2013

hooker

1. a woman whose undertaking is referred to as "the earliest business of the human history", or to provide various sexual services for money to her general male clientele. A hooker usually does not limit or qualify her client as long as the client is allegedly willing and able to compensate for the service to be offered. The business of hookers is rendered illegal or unlawful in vast majority of legislation, hence it is also rendered illegal or unlawful to promote the business in any way.

2. (adjective) of a hooker; of any of the qualities associated with a hooker and/or her business with negative or positive implications depending on the context.

3. (H-) an automotive brand of Holley Performance Products (Hooker Headers), or its product, which has been playing an indispensable role in NASCAR.

2. Hooker orange juice (as Jay Leno called TANG powder conc.)

by 0myg0d December 5, 2013

hookerino

AKA the good ol' 2 finger poop 'n scoop! The action of forming two fingers into a hook shape, and forcing them into your rectum for sexual pleasure.

Sentence: "Oh my gosh, did Josh give Peter the hookerino?? That's insane!!"

by Hookerino lover xx 69 July 5, 2015

Hookerville

An actual place in Texas
Because Texas doesn't give a shit

Where do you live?
Hookerville, TX!

by (Your name here) May 5, 2016

Holler

Holler....any bible verse from the king James version bible

Give me a holler..
Revelation 22:19 and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy God shall take away his part out of the book of life and out of the holy city and from the things which are written in this book

by PRETTY IN COPPER May 24, 2017