Guido

Leader of a epic pride of lions. Better known as Bartysquad. Always eager to help. But whilst being smashed he rather stands in the way while you do important clean business. Either way, always worth a toast.

I think we are lost. We could really use a Guido right now!

by SergeantScotch January 14, 2018

GUEDES

A person that looks at is name on urban dictionary.

“Look at this GUEDES WITH IS FRIENDS" "SAI DA FRENTE GUEDES"

by FlaWLessIL May 8, 2018

guido snow

a slang phrase for the delicious frozen snack known as Italian ice.

"Hey man it's hot as balls outside wanna go grab some guido snow"

by nutfreely June 5, 2018

glide and glint

(v.)
1. The ability to change people's minds about pre-judgments they may have meeting you.

(n.)
1. The feeling of fairy dust on you.

1. Everyone assumed that since I had a famous family, I'd make a sex tape. So I had to glide and glint to prove that I am not a Kardashian.
2. I feel, like, a serious glide and glint whenever I sleep over at Peter Pan's house.

by esandel August 26, 2018

Guido Gangbang

The practice in which a group of spray tanned men with a lot of hair product partake in a large groupsex activity.

Hey pauly you down to hit the gym, hit the hair products then hit each other in a guido gangbang?!

by TheSituationn January 19, 2019

Glide

A more elegant term for an assortment of wine samples, similar to a flight of beer

Would you like some wine to taste?

Yes my good sir, ill take a glide

by crazychickling July 3, 2019

Guido Fister

A racial slur for a homosexual male, usually of Southern European descent. Derived from the action of fisting and the common Italian name of Guido.

Go back to your country ya darn Guido Fister!!!

by Guido_the_Fister July 10, 2019