Gift Giver

1. Someone who has an STD and sleeps around a lot. 2. Someone who may or may not have an STD but is a whore and is always sleeping around.

That girl is the biggest gift giver, she gives the gift that keeps giving.

by fmab March 11, 2010

Griff

A Shitty Trickshotter who has terrible reactions and is a tarantuala fucker

Terror Griff Sucks Ass

by Jake Grier June 28, 2012

Brian Griffin

A pretentious douchebag of a dog who always thinks highly of himself and considers himself an intellectual when really the world would be better off without him. He has no consideration or respect for anyone whatsoever, and will go at lengths to try to impress everyone around him, thinking he'll be accepted, but fails to come to terms with the fact that he is a nobody. First of all, he usually tries to hit on Lois every chance he gets, even though she's already married. It also shows due to the fact that Peter does everything for him, even saving him when he was a stray and bringing him into his house, and that proves it. He constantly shits all over the Griffins' yard, which is all he is ever good for as a dog, and he gives people herpes. Along with that, he thinks he deserves Lois more than Peter, due to her husband neglecting her to do other things and that they have more in common, yet he is completely ignorant to the fact that she doesn't want him. Brian Griffin is also not a trustworthy dog and never pays for shit, and when he is asked to do so, he promises to pay later, but really, he fails to keep his promises. No wonder why he stays at Peter's house. Among other problems, Brian is always egotistical and thinks he is the smartest, most deserving, most charming dog in the world when in reality he is none of these, in fact he is the opposite.

Part 2: He can be compared to Holden Caulfield since they both believe themselves to be profoundly smarter than most of their peers but really they are just spoiled brats, which makes it coincidental as Brian seems to idolizes him. Along with being a smug, arrogant loser who thinks he is smart, he tries to prove that he is smart by becoming a writer, but usually comes off as a rather terrible one, since he couldn't spell the word "definite" correctly. Brian Griffin also claims to be extremely liberal, but does nothing to solve problems that most other liberals complain about. Another way he tries to look cool is that he owns and drives a Toyota Prius, but even this fails as he doesn't catch onto the fact that he's a total loser. Brian is also an athiest and looks down on Christians, Jews, etc., thinking of them as idiots, when he himself is even more pathetic. He has failed college twice, but desperately puts on his facade of being an intellectual to hide this fact. When Quagmire calls him out on all of these things, he makes Brian realize the truth, and when Brian tries to make up with him, he usually just makes Quagmire's hatred towards him even worse since he is and will always be a complete nobody. The most important thing, however, is the fact that Brian put up a racist tweet about black people before watching Ride Along 3. In conclusion, I think Brian is the worst character on Family Guy I have ever seen. He is a total shitstain and should kill himself immediately.

by Quagmire2k01 August 8, 2019

Griftery

The location in which one would learn to grift

Ey gov just Gunna pop down the ol griftery

by Peggythebogglechamp January 3, 2021

Griff Pass

(noun.) A griff pass refers to an excess pass made between two forward attackers in Fifa 2011 that renders the attack useless by turning the ball over, whereas keeping the ball would have resulted in a goal 97.4% of the time.

Example:

Papi Smoove: Hey, did you win that match just now?
Bruce: Yeah I did, I should have won by more but i made 3 Griff passes. I suck

Example:
Griff: Flippin dip, dang it!
Chaser: I can hear you screaming from hear, what happened?
Griff: I just made another griff pass, picklesticks.

by A3skywalker March 4, 2011

griffed

when a person or group of persons recklessly take advantage of a single person or group of persons for peronal gain without any regard to the detriment he or she may be causing.

"I gave Officer Griffin a short restroom break expecting her to return in a timely manner...instead she clocked out and went home!"

"DAMN...This B!tch just Griffed the hell outta me!

by That Damn Rhino! December 9, 2012

Griff Job

The act of receiving three hand jobs in one night

I was so horny last night so I found this bitch to give me a Griff Job. My cock is absolutely drained.

by postcoast October 21, 2012