Grand Douche

The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.

New in the job:-What's the story with the Grand Douche ?

by Cornholious December 27, 2011

grand damn

Used to add emphysis to the word damn, without taking the Lord's name in vein, used by Christians who curse but don't take the Lord's name in vain.

Origin: Central Virginia circa 2010.

Grand damn it this traffic is ridiculous!

by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 5, 2013

grand chinion

A grand chinion is a chin dimple the size of the grand canyon

Ben affleck has a grand chinion.

by austchin October 15, 2013

Grand Slam Blumpkin

The act of sucking a man's penis while he defecates in the upper tank of the toilet.

"John received a Grand Slam Blumpkin at Sarah's house last night."

by Honey x Badger November 6, 2015

grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!

Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal

by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016

Grand Theft Auto Therapy

A therapy session purely done by playing Grand Theft Auto video games. The concept is simple: Kill and Destroy everything, show absolutely no mercy and fuck everything. Works well after a stressful day or when your favorite sports team lose, or do it anytime after a stress inducing event. Not recommended for children, please use responsibly.

Person A: MY FAVORITE TEAM JUST LOST I'M FUCKING ANGRY
Person B: Calm down mate, just do a Grand Theft Auto Therapy instead
Person A: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT DO?!
Person B: Trust me

*Person A does 1 hour of GTA, destroying everything* *6 star and absolute chaos in game*

Person B: Better or not?
Person A: Much Better, now I'm calmer

by RBSTN May 29, 2016

grand berango

A massive shit that breaches the waters surface.

You might want to wait a while. I just had a grand berango.

by DVMaximus August 24, 2016