The Goose

A mythical bird that lives in the bottles of Grey Goose vodka. It emerges and accompanies the drinker in a way similar to that of the absinth fairy.

1.«Blame it on the Goose, got you feeling loose» Jamie Foxx-Blame it

2. Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I flew with the Goose.

The Goose by LB797979 January 15, 2010

double goose 

This is a prank 2 people play on one guy. One guy stands in back of the victim and one stands in front. The guy in back starts by pokeing the victim in the bum hole, the victims response is to squeeze his butt cheeks togeather, which exposes his balls from the front. The person in front now gently whoops the victim's balls, causing great pain. The whole jist of it is to hurt the dude's nuts in a funny way.

"Did you see how bad we double goosed Bob, he fell right the fuck over, hahahaha."

double goose by Herbage SMoker September 5, 2008

Douche Goose 

when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.

Justin Bieber is a real douche goose!

Douche Goose by Juju and olive April 14, 2012

Slizz on the Goose 

To get weird, normally involving lots of alcohol and sloppy hook-ups. Normally invoking dance moves and fist pumps.

"Hey man, you look like you're ready to party!"

"Yup, time to go 'Slizz on the Goose!'"

Slizz on the Goose by levinlaw January 24, 2011

like crap through a goose 

something easily accomplished

simply, effortlessly Patton ran over Rommel like crap through a goose

like crap through a goose by mudnducs September 16, 2013

Moose Goose 

You are familiar with a camel toe or an extreme camel toe, is a moose knuckle.

A moose goose is when you have a fart bubble that that creeps forward and gooses the moose.

moose goose camel toe moose knuckle

Moose Goose by Moose Goose Militia May 6, 2014

Full Goose Bozo 

Crazy -

This phrase came from the Firesign Theatre in the 70s and mis-attributed to the late, great Robin Williams in the 21st Century. Mr Williams probably shared a hash pipe with the FT lads at some point - or maybe just listened to their radio show Radio Free Oz, bought their records or got the Vulcan mindmeld working

That chick is full goose bozo

Full Goose Bozo by Propellorhead June 21, 2016