like crap through a goose

something easily accomplished

simply, effortlessly Patton ran over Rommel like crap through a goose

by mudnducs September 16, 2013

Moose Goose

You are familiar with a camel toe or an extreme camel toe, is a moose knuckle.

A moose goose is when you have a fart bubble that that creeps forward and gooses the moose.

moose goose camel toe moose knuckle

by Moose Goose Militia May 6, 2014

Full Goose Bozo

Crazy -

This phrase came from the Firesign Theatre in the 70s and mis-attributed to the late, great Robin Williams in the 21st Century. Mr Williams probably shared a hash pipe with the FT lads at some point - or maybe just listened to their radio show Radio Free Oz, bought their records or got the Vulcan mindmeld working

That chick is full goose bozo

by Propellorhead June 21, 2016

Gobble the Goose

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance

When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.

by Charlie December 30, 2003

Confuse the Goose

Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.

"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."

by gimpy2552 April 4, 2008

Your goose is cooked

You have been pwned!

You've been caught by the cops buying dope. Your goose is cooked!

by chabba October 17, 2006

Silly Goose

A word you use when you see your girlfriend in a very hot and spicy valentines outfit.

"yeah, yeah, yeah. You silly goose. You're so silly"

by shawtyslayer March 5, 2021