Google

An online search engine that insists on appearing smarter than you are.

The only time Google actually tries to help you is when you search "Ways to commit suicide".

Google Search: microsoft

Did you mean: Microsoft

Smartarse!

Google Search: "Ways to commit suicide". Need Help?

by merrymuppets October 21, 2012

Google

Noun:
Google is a very useful search engine, also an evil empire
Verb:
As a verb it is to "Google" something if you don't know where or what you are looking for is.

Noun
Jimmy: I need to find out about the west african bull frog.
Bryan: Use google

Verb
Jimmy: How do you spell Chihuahua?
Bryan: I dunno, Google it.

by Burkus April 3, 2009

google atheist

A term coined by a theist cause atheists have so much truth at their finger tips.

"I hate google atheists they are always finding facts to disprove god"

by Sykeo November 30, 2009

google smack

the google smack is a smack that is easily over-powered by the much more powerful Uber-smack and Deca-Smack

Jesters Google Smack was easily overpowered by Lews Uber-smack and jester died a horrible death

by Lews April 14, 2005

Google-Nique

1. Something that, when Googled, only has one hit or one subject

Battlemouth.com is Google-nique.

by Emooze March 8, 2007

googilygums

A sexual inuendo that could be used for the male genitals.

*old man voice, similar to that of Family Guy*

"My googilygums are drooping through my pants!"

"Aww!! Your googilygums are just so chafed and dry!"

by JKKC January 12, 2008

google-slap

someone thinks they have the correct answer or fact and another person proves them wrong by looking up the correct word via the internet or popular search engine.

brandon was cought in a lie when sarah gave him the google-slap with the correct answer.

opposite: brandon looked up the facts in order to avoid the google-slap from sarah.

by upsetguy February 5, 2010