Goonatize

(1) To “goonatize” something is to make or change something into goon material. (2) to fantasize thoughts that gooners or goonetes would have.

“Bro don’t goonatize that character it’s my favorite one.”

by Brookshiki February 5, 2025

Goon dodging

The act of 6 people in 2 teams of 3 jerking off at each other while dodging cum shots

“Yo dude do you wanna go to the goon dodging tournament

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025

Goon dodging tournament

Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.

“I slipped and fell and hurt my self at the goon dodging tournament”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top

“The goon dodging tournament was lit”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Goon Rage

When your mad but also gooning

I’m gonna goon rage on this guy if he says another word.

by Gooningmonkeynegro February 7, 2025

Goonchotic

Same definition as goonchosis and goon goonchotic basically means waxing pole a psychotic amount hence the term goonchotic

Bros gone completely goonchotic he left behind his entire life for fucking tentacle hentai porn!

by Roflstompper January 28, 2026

Goon

Gooning is just a word for masturbating.

„You’re a gooner” „I goon to them everyday”

by feeeeegooo February 1, 2026