Gardenfresh Bitch

A person who is tenderfooted, and new to the world. they are often inexperienced in many aspects of the world and completely oblivious to their surroundings

That Gardenfresh Bitch thinks he can beat me in halo, he couldnt even beat off his own tiny penis if he had tweezers.

by Gazzellis November 14, 2009

Garden ass

This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.

"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."

by 13th May 24, 2013

Gardening at night

The act of urinating in bushes after dark. The phrase is attributable to the R.E.M. song of the same name, written after the band was driving in a van after a show in the early 1980's and directed the van's driver, drummer Bill Berry, to pull to the side of the road so that the other band members could engage in some "night gardening" on the roadside bushes.

The cops gave him a ticket because he was caught gardening at night over off Broad Street.

by Laertes513 February 17, 2015

gardea

Essentially the name gardea, is a term for a wavy individual inwhich sports waves, and speacializes in murking opps(eliminating the opposition, catching licks (robberies), and showing incredible loyalty to his/her gangs.

"Hey Malik, you know gardea?"

"Yea he wavyyy."

by saucegodtheplug August 10, 2017

Garden turtle

A guy who sucks himself off watching a wetsuit drying on a clothesline

Da fuck outta here you dirty fuckin garden turtle

by Uncy Joe August 17, 2017

Garden warfare

When your plants grow fucking legs and start to fight zombies with guns and witchery

Omg not again the Garden is starting a garden warfare with that zombies.

by Jamming poop April 19, 2020

grace carroll

Grace carroll is iconic. She is that vibe that can only be described as driving at sunset with music blasting. She doesn't care what other people think of her. She has a weird obsession with ducks and adopting people with the same last name as her. Grace carroll is so confident that she has no problem talking to new people randomly. She is obsessed with talking herself up to cover up for some emotional instability caused by family issues. She flexes constantly to show everyone just how much she goes to the gym. Grace carroll is as iconic as Regina George, except she's a little nicer.

That girl looks so confident, she must be a grace carroll.

by ducks_for_life April 24, 2021