Fucktardashian

Any Fucktard that clicks on a Kardashian link or watches their reality based tv shows.

"You fucktardashian,how do you know what Kim and Kloe wore yesterday?"

Fucktardashian by s4l2i0m November 3, 2011

Fuckward 

Neither forward nor backward but exactly towards the specific direction of getting fucked.

The pilot of 9/11 plane: Where are we exactly headed?
Co-pilot: fuckward.

Fuckward by AdilShah July 12, 2022

Fucktardis 

A person that is an even bigger fucktard than they appear to be from the outside.

I thought he was a fucktard, until I got to know him better. Turns out he is more of a fucktardis than I could possibly have imagined.

Fucktardis by Harry Scrote September 24, 2010

fucktardouche 

swear word. for someone who is just such a collosal waste of life that no other swear manages to capture the all-encompassing worthlessness of aforementioned person.

steve is such a fucktardouche for cheating on his wife and abandoning her and their newborn son. it makes you wonder why he bothered getting married of purposefully fathering a child if he was just going to desert them.

fucktardouche by PhoenixSheriden October 15, 2012

fucktardian 

A utter and complete f**king moron.
Someone who is at all times doing something absolutely stupid.

You'd have to be a total fucktardian to run yourself over with your own car.

fucktardian by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

fuktard 

a really big idiot that thinks he or she knows it all.

He is such a Fuktard.

fuktard by mgbach August 17, 2011

fuckcard 

/fək kahrd/

Noun.

1. A calling card for anyone whose business primarily involves fucking others, e.g. prostitutes, politicians, lawyers, etc.
2. A card from any card game designed to fuck with your head or empty your wallet.

That game might have 15% black cards and 85% white cards but they are 100% fuckcards. I'd tell you the name of the game but the fucktards that run the company had their dipshit lawyers send me a C&D letter so I can't. If you need the name of the lawyer I'm sure I have her fuckcard around here somewhere.

fuckcard by Len Bakerloo January 19, 2019