Football Flynn

When an obese 15 year old smokes some crack and starts believing that they're both gangster and anorexic. Usually results in a Barbie bonfire.

Football Flynn: Ur toes are fat.

by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020

football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g

i like to play football (soccer)

by idektbf November 19, 2021

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 21, 2018

football ref

Fucking tards that don’t know how to open their eyes. They always fuckup everything and are disappointments to everyone. Usually pedos.

Coach:”Call that you dumbass!
Ref:”I fucked your daughter because I’m a football ref.”

by footballplayer35 October 20, 2018

Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.

I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.

by barnyardbiatch January 23, 2011

The goat in football and basketball

The goat in basketball and football are märt and aleks from the hood of Tapa

Hwo is the goat in football and basketball?
Answer: Aleks and Märt are.

by Mlgmlgmlg December 13, 2022

High school football

A place where you can watch football that is played by high schoolers. The guys that play football are always hot and ripped, but are usually either dumb, rude, or both.

“My ex boyfriend was an athlete, I always went to his high school football games. We broke up because he lit my mom on fire.”

by Cassandranon April 11, 2024