Best town in the history of Earth. Drinking all day and all night. Have the best place on Earth in the heart of the town, Belmont Park/Racetrack. Floral Park Memorial High School as of 2008-2009 school year was rated top 50 high schools in the country, including private schools. Great athletes, great scholars, while managing to drink 5 days a week in the summer and basically the same during the winter. Have a mix of every kind of person you can possibly imagine but in the end, all Floral Parkers.
typical day in floral park, go to belmont, get your afternoon/evening going right, lose 20 bucks on the ponies, get angry after that so you drink more, walk over the racetrack illegally so u dont have to walk around, go straight to town where you will start at any of the bars and end up going to all of them to find the crowd, do some drugs afterwards, taxi home
by 50 beer king May 26, 2009
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The classes at the school have no variety. For example, there is a maximum of 4 electives. Band-many people take but you must buy or rent an instrument. Choir- a fun class, many people take and just mouth words, the only bad thing is the mandatory appearances you must make to sing at these ridiculous festivals that the school holds. Art- you basically have to be good at it to pass. Home Economics- Alright class, basically the only easy class you can take to get an easy A in, you can fail all test and quizes and yet pass. What I find to be the funniest is that students in 9th and 10th grade take Pre-AP, my friends in public schools were taking full AP classes. Florida Christian says they hold academic pretige and advancements, well when I started my junior year in public school I was a lost puppy, I felt stupid compared to everyone else. Students at the school were usually arrogant and pompous about their academics, telling the world they were much smarter than public school students, when in reality the public school students knew much more. But I have to say, I am thrilled I left the FCS for public school, I've learned so much in 1 year than in 2-3 years at Florida Christian.
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The classes at the school have no variety. For example, there is a maximum of 4 electives. Band-many people take but you must buy or rent an instrument. Choir- a fun class, many people take and just mouth words, the only bad thing is the mandatory appearances you must make to sing at these ridiculous festivals that the school holds. Art- you basically have to be good at it to pass. Home Economics- Alright class, basically the only easy class you can take to get an easy A in, you can fail all test and quizes and yet pass. What I find to be the funniest is that students in 9th and 10th grade take Pre-AP, my friends in public schools were taking full AP classes. Florida Christian says they hold academic pretige and advancements, well when I started my junior year in public school I was a lost puppy, I felt stupid compared to everyone else. Students at the school were usually arrogant and pompous about their academics, telling the world they were much smarter than public school students, when in reality the public school students knew much more. But I have to say, I am thrilled I left the FCS for public school, I've learned so much in 1 year than in 2-3 years at Florida Christian.
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by Student411&101 October 23, 2011
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A nice suburban, upper-middle class neighborhood. Half of Floral Park belongs to Nassau County and the other half belongs to Queens. Floral Park is also home to the best bakery on Long Island, Buttercooky Bakery.
I'm looking for a home in a nice upper-middle class neighborhood in close proximity to the city. Any suggestions?
Yeah, try looking in Floral Park.
Yeah, try looking in Floral Park.
by karma12 March 23, 2010
Get the Floral Park mug.Florida is a beautiful place, the weather and beaches are nice. Florida is really weird though, there are a few nice cities, and then there is boring redneck land. Places like Brevard County, where I live, lack culture. Also, there are too many rednecks and old people with IQs below 90 for my taste, and unfortunately they are eligible to participate in the democratic process. As a result the state that is supposedly a blue state, has 15 Republicans, and only 10 Democrats in the House of Representatives. Florida also has a Republican governor named Charlie Crist who wants to run for Senate in 2010. Although some speculate Charlie Crist is a homosexual, he is still popular among rednecks and old people who are usually homophobic. If you are looking to live somewhere where your children can receive probably the worst public school education in the U.S., your best best right now might be Florida. Governor of Florida Charlie Crist isn't worried about education, he's more concerned with getting the redneck and old person vote to further his career. Even though Charlie Crist admits to recreational marijuana use, Charlie Crist has signed legislation making Florida marijuana prohibition laws more harsh than those of the federal government. Charlie Crist has also approved of Jesus license plates for the state of Florida. You might've seen the governor of Florida on the news because he wants to run for senate, and they might call him a moderate Republican. In my opinion, governor of Florida Charlie Crist is a Sarah Palin/Rush Limbaugh breed of Republican. The only reason they say Charlie Crist is a moderate Republican, is because he liked the idea of getting stimulus money from Obama. Charlie Crist probably wants that stimulus money so he can lock up more non violent drug offenders and print lots of Jesus license plates. I would enjoy Florida alot more if the Republicans got voted out, and the rednecks would stop spawning with their sisters.
Me: So many tax dollars are wasted on incarcerating non violent drug offenders. Don't you think it would be better to use that money for education?
Redneck Republican: Well, I reckon to save money lockin up them druggies and feedin em, we should just give them the death penalty. Give the death penalty to queers too.
Old lady: A college student had 21 grams of that dangerous drug marijuana on him, luckily here in Florida that's a felony. Now he can't vote in a democrat, he lost his scholarship, and he'll be in prison for 5 years. I feel safer.
Redneck Republican: Well, I reckon to save money lockin up them druggies and feedin em, we should just give them the death penalty. Give the death penalty to queers too.
Old lady: A college student had 21 grams of that dangerous drug marijuana on him, luckily here in Florida that's a felony. Now he can't vote in a democrat, he lost his scholarship, and he'll be in prison for 5 years. I feel safer.
by FloridianWithIQOver90 May 11, 2009
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Get the Florida State University mug.a small white trash city right next to daytona beach, florida. full of drunks, trailer trash, and mad pill poppers. not just the kids, but the adults too. most kids drop out of school by age 16 sometimes even sooner, commiting truency. stealing, drugs, prostitution, and domestic abuse is very common along with homeless people. 2 schools; a middle school and elementry school full of punk ass kids mostly blacks and hispanics. this city is full of losers that will never acomidate to be anything important, just a failure and a fail parent, resulting in a never ending cycle.
dude 1: dude i have to go into holly hill florida to get my weed and pills, luckily the xanex only costs 1.50$ea for 2mg, because everone has them and they're so easy to get but they're weed is dirt.
dude 2: damn dude that sucks, ive been there before, its more like "holy hell" rather than holly hill. you should just go to the town right next to it; ormond beach, they have dank weed, but you cant beat those pill prices
dude 2: damn dude that sucks, ive been there before, its more like "holy hell" rather than holly hill. you should just go to the town right next to it; ormond beach, they have dank weed, but you cant beat those pill prices
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