Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.
After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.
by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016
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Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.
James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."
by chorbet November 15, 2022
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Possible Fap Potential

When a girl ugly but got a nice body and you feel guilty so you don't know if you might fap.
Man that butter face has a nice ass but I would never hit it, I might fap later because she got Possible Fap Potential
by armytim114 December 12, 2017
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Fap-A-Thon

The action of Jay beating his micro penis so much he gets friction burns.
Jay does a Fap-A-Thon every week when James Charles releases a new makeup video.
by A1 Purple December 22, 2024
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Fap Money

Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.
Getting paid to jerk-off? Fap Money
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.
A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap
by Fausnaught April 7, 2015
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WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it
“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad
by Nigger808 March 26, 2023
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