diet-philia

a pathological disorder in which one is sexually aroused by the idea of a woman trying to reduce her weight, size, or adiposity for purely aesthetic reasons. No sexual arousal occurs if an obese woman attempts to reduce, but if a woman who is already slender expresses a desire to reduce simply to increase her sexual appeal, arousal is triggered. In addition, the motivation for her weight loss must be her enthusiasm at the prospect of becoming even more sexy, not dread or self-hatred.

I only exhibit diet-philia in the abstract; when I deal with actual women in real life, I want them to be healthy, happy, comfortable, and in constant sexual ecstasy. But I still find slim women the most attractive. I just don't want them to have to suffer to be slim.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

vodka diet coke

A wildly controversial drink often endorsed by wild young women in their early-to-mid 20s who graduated (or dropped out of) Florida State. In lieu of the more common and culturally acceptable whiskey coke or rum and coke. They all suck though because diet coke has aspartame, an artificial sweetener that’s great except for the fact it’s fucking POISON. All that said, vodka diets have shown to give a moderate performance-enhancing boost when it comes to karaoke.

M: Vodka diet coke please
J: You drink vodka diets??? 😂
M: People always get so upset when I tell them that I drink vodka diet cokes, and it’s like fuck you , you’re not the one drinking it why do you have such a strong opinion!?
J: dead stare

by JB33 September 14, 2021

Jenny shard diet

Getting on methamphetamine's or ice to lose large amounts of weight because you are a fat lazy cunt that cant be fucked working out when you can just hit the pipe.

" Have you seen Stacey recently?"
" You mean how she has lost 30 kilos on the Jenny shard diet?"
"Still an ugly bitch"

by Some douchefagio October 14, 2014

diet

to vomit with with the intent of losing weight. Also used ironically, to describe any form of throwing up (i.e. drunken, nauseous, etc.)

That steak was so huge I need to go the the bathroom and diet. I partied so hard last night I dieted, like, three times.

by Sammy C. July 7, 2006

Diet Coke

A person who will many times be known as a trix. One who does not have all the flavor and has a poor aftertaste. A person who follows. Many times known as a f***ing Brian

Jack is just a Diet Coke, dude. He adds nothing to our group flavor as a whole.

by FoPaSean March 30, 2007

atkins diet

A diet that was developed under a misunderstanding between complex carbohydrates, such as those found in whole grain, and simple cabohydrates, such as processed sugar. Causes halitosis.

The Atkins Diet is a poor alternative to cutting back on simple carbs and getting up and participating in regular excercise.

by Napoleon the Clown July 7, 2006

diet machine

toilet in which people throw up in in order to lose weight...their substitute for a diet.

Cindy wasn't really fat, but thought she was so she ate her meal and then threw up in the diet machine shortly after. After that she felt better about herself and decided to keep using the diet machine because it would make her skinny and eventually give her lot more problems.

by bill July 19, 2004