Mortacci di Pippo

This is a Daniele expresion for when he doesn't get what he wants. FYI he never gets what he wants and uses Philip as an excuse. Damm you Philip - or Filip...depends on how he feels about certain people in a specific moment.

aw..was this not yet delivered? Mortacci di Pippo! - Said Daniele when he checked his McDonalds order and they forgot to bring him BBQ sauce

Mortacci di Pippo! we are not live with this game yet? how is this even possible. I've planned for a long time - Daniele shouted at the office ...

by Danielesnighmare August 8, 2023

Andrea di natale

emo

"Ma ci vede quello là?"
"Ah stai parlando di Andrea di natale"

by ordine primo November 22, 2021

[FUCKING DIES]

This specific form of instant death in (usually) roleplay is often used for comedic effect. This is prevalent in roleplays with teens or simply immature joke RPs. Alternative forms may replace “die” with “explode”, or “fucking” with “literally”, or combine the two into “literally fucking”. Fucking dying is commonly caused by mean-spirited comments, any form of violence, or intense fear. Fucking dying usually occurs in characters or RPs where respawning is prevalent.

Char 1: Slaps Char 2 in the face
Char 2: FUCKING DIES
Char 1: …Bruh.

by Cat… with a K. April 21, 2024

Olio di Cocco Sardo

A special italian ointment with unique erotic properties, to be applied from the tip of the nose to the anus with a difficult-to-execute rotating motion involving both hands.

Hi fellow coworker! It’s 9:10 AM, time for your daily sex session. Please, take off your pants and let me apply my Olio di Cocco Sardo on your private parts.

by Gabe_22 May 6, 2024

Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.

Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*

by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024

Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.

Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*

by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024

Testa di merda

Italian vulgar expression, meaning "Shithead"

"Ehi, testa di merda, ti faccio un culo cosi!"

by Doukutsu May 30, 2024