dildo spike

A practical joke in which you throw your friend naked out of a second story window onto a dildo laced with pcp and fire ants.

Juans pretty drunk, i bet he would even be able to identify us in a felony case if we dildo spiked him!

by Dr SlangBang February 25, 2011

pigheaded dildo

A useless person.

My husband is a pigheaded dildo. He can't do anything right.

by 13eautiful December 10, 2011

walrus dildo

the most satisfying dildo ever created

Google walrus dildo and click on google images. You'll thank me later.

by gronaldo44 January 16, 2017

dildo

OH you know... the word dildo can be used in so many different ways, for instance, it could be a name of someone who has their head up their ass,or the species known as man's worst enemy aka the girls secret weapon, or just a nice noise maker...

1) stop being such a dildo
2)im going out with the guys tongiht dear- thats fine, i have my DIL. (man decides to stay home after all)
3)if u didnt know it sounds much ilkes ones phone when on vibrate. so u could keep a dildo in ur purse and no one would ever really notice.

by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005

dildo

dil·do also dil·doe (dld)
n. pl. dil·dos, also dil·does

1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.

2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.

1. My boyfriend is away on vacation so I'll be sure to get some good use out of my dildo.

2. Amie is my dildo, muic is my dildo.

by Kitty April 19, 2004

Dildoism

A person who acts in a jewish way towards one.

"Only 5 dollars!? That's dildoism!"

by Leeanne June 2, 2004

Dildo rocket

A shark rocket flying to save stranded girls on boats. It the pleasures them and leaves the guys chasing her shit out of luck.

Travis: Oh no!!! The dildo rocket is going to beat me to her

Tonya: OMG the dildo rocket is coming for me!!! YAY I can ride him all the way home

Travis: Damn I feel shit faced

by Twinnie/ Loverdoodle July 2, 2009