Southern Dressing

Alternative word for Sperm

I gave my gal some southern dressing on her salad last night.

by AK47 USA November 26, 2018

Dresden Beefcake

A person whos penis is exaggerated by the size of his testicles.

Hutch is a Dresden Beefcake.

by beefandbeer January 8, 2011

Dressage

Commonly referred to as draining a penis of a horse into a child.

I dressage children.

by Nozferatus November 29, 2019

Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side

An entitity with deficiencies in so many different aspects, its inferiority can be neither hidden nor disguised; hence "dressing on the side."

You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.

by I. Wagner November 27, 2006

Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Dressy

The cocktail a woman drinks while she applies makeup and does her hair for a night out, delivered to her bedroom by her gentleman. A proper lady has one before leaving the house.

Husband: "Honey, what would you like for your Dressy tonight?"

by El Crabador March 28, 2010

Mutton dressed as ham

An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.

"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"

by HamSandwich2 March 16, 2009