dragon's lair

A turd that begins in the hole of the siphon of the toilet bowl and remains entirely intact. The importance of the intact body lies in the fact that it must be long enough for it to lay its glistening head outside of the water surrounding the beast's cave.

I had to leave the dirty toilet paper outside the bowl until I could properly document my dragon's lair. Shit was crazy.

by Thee White Knight September 18, 2010

Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.

This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.

DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep.
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".

by Stephon_GK. May 16, 2011

Dragonboating

The act of "motorboating" a chick's ass. Purists will insist it should only be called dragonboating when performed on an Asian girl.

Related: vikingboating-when performed on Scandinavian chicks

Yo! check out that piece of fine ass on that Asian honey, I be dragonboating that tonight!

by Captain brrrr June 13, 2011

Blood Dragon

After having sex with a woman who is hard on her period (your balls are a bloody mess), stand next to the wall and smack your nuts into the wall, leaving a bloody print of a flying dragon.

I am sure she will be pissed off when she finds the blood dragon on her wall.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

look what the cat dragged in

Cats are known for bringing dead mice/rats/birds and other vermin they may have found or killed in to their owner's home.

Upon meeting someone who is disliked, by using this phrase you imply that they are the vermin mentioned above.

(Upon meeting an ex-boyfriend at a party)
"Well well! Look what the cat dragged in!"

by Alpha_nine April 1, 2008

Blue Eyes White Dragon

This legendary dragon is a powerful engine of destruction. Virtually invincible, very few have faced this awesome creature and lived to tell the tale.

LIGHT/Dragon
8/3000/2500
Attack:Horobi No Burst Stream

"I summon my strongest servant,
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON"

by Bari February 26, 2005

Nikita Dragun

An ignorant piece of trash who blackfishes, can't wear a mask properly, goes out during a pandemic, problematic, and uses the transgender card to run away from all of her problems.

If you see this Nikita Dragun I hope you get ran over. <3

by uarefads May 5, 2021