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A turd that begins in the hole of the siphon of the toilet bowl and remains entirely intact. The importance of the intact body lies in the fact that it must be long enough for it to lay its glistening head outside of the water surrounding the beast's cave.
I had to leave the dirty toilet paper outside the bowl until I could properly document my dragon's lair. Shit was crazy.
by Thee White Knight September 18, 2010
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