Douchebait

A person (or persons) influencing or personally changing the aroma and/or secretions of the female vagina. Forcing the female to participate in a vaginal cleaning otherwise know as douching!

"God Lori, I had sex with John last night and now my pussy stinks! I am never sleeping with that Douchebait again!"

by Melissa & Phoebe December 21, 2005

Douchebag

Another word for someone who is acting asinine

douchebag:OMG that person falling over there was SO funny
me:dude you are such a douchebag!
douchebag:your mom
me:like i said you're a douchebag

by Bridgmister April 22, 2006

douchebag

Person who is NOT smart enough to keep up with his own LIES!!!

He cancels his TRIP to CHICAGO and then books a flight to CANCUN...and CLAIMS he is going by HIMSELF....WOW WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!!!!! AHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!

by Beefcake 8181 October 29, 2010

Metric Douchebag

A Metric douchebag the Canadian equivalent of a "chotch bag"

See: Jersey Shores

Canadian: Dude, these guys on Jersey Shores are real chotch bags, eh?

American: Uh, what?

Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.

by Metric Douche November 21, 2010

total douchebag

donald trump

the donald once again proves that he is a total douchebag.

by anonymous February 19, 2022

douchebachery

someone who has totally mastered the art of being a douchebag; someone who is a total dick and loves being a douchebag; mastering concepts such as ass whooping, keg stands, skipping class and vag pounidng

John went to school and learned douchebachery from his fraternity brothers.

by beeta808 May 10, 2011

Husker Douchebag

Any variety of douchebag native to Minnesota or having characteristics commonly attributed Minnesotans; a douchebag of with punk-like qualities.

"That goon, that one from Minneapolis, with the wannabe green mohawk, is such a Husker Douchebag!"

by thriftstore June 27, 2008