December 6

National ‘get drunk December’ day. All high school pupils in the UK have to get absolutely smashed out their heads before school so the teachers have no idea what’s going on. Also bring vodka instead of water in your water bottle

‘Bro is that vodka is derr’
‘Yeah why fam’
‘Oh yea is december 6th init’
‘Yeah you forgetful little dick ed’

by thumbsmeup November 8, 2019

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No cum December

November was no nut November well now on December we have no cum December its like no nut November BUT ITS ONLY FOR GIRLS ! a little pay back

girls: HA U LOST NO NUT NOVEMBER

guys: Well let’s see if h survive no cum December 😂

by MASTER ! November 13, 2019

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December 9th

National ask out your crush day. Go shoot your shot!!

Girl: Hey (boy)..
Boy: What’s up? :)
Girl: Wanna go out with me? It’s december 9th!
Boy: Yes! But why on december 9th?
Girl: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!

by Emilyxrose December 2, 2019

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December 19

if you were born on this day you have to ask out your crush and not be scared

Gabby : its December 19 you know what that means

Miley : I have to.......
Gabby : ask out Marvin

by Miley is a BITCH December 4, 2019

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December 13

The day you just go for it!!! You gotta date? Go for that kiss. Today is the day you show everyone how great you are. GO FOR IT DUDE DON’T LET HER DATE BE SAD

Friend: Hey bro hows yo date gonna go
Me: AMAZING it’s “December 13” i’m going to make her have the greatest night ever

by spongebobbbbbbbb December 4, 2019

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