daily driver

A bong that is mainly intended for everyday use.

Guy 1: "you wake and bake every morning, bro?"
Guy 2: "she's my daily driver, gets me to where I need to be"

by flaffer September 25, 2011

Dairy farmer

A woman or man who engages in milking a man's prostate. This is done by entering through the anus and pushing against the prostate causing an ejaculation.

That girl Katrin milked me last week, she is a hell of a dairy farmer.

by Qcipher October 18, 2018

bumpsy daisy

doing a suave turn onto grass or the side of a road.

"Hold tight for the bumpsy daisy" - Joker

by pierre March 19, 2003

daily

A good morning or a just because blow job given daily as thanks or affection.

she said if i would stay i would get dailys.

by Jake and ben March 14, 2007

Hawley Dairy Queen

Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.

Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.

by bobsagetkay2234 August 5, 2008

The Daily Show

A fake news show on Comedy Central that was once really quite funny, similar to Weekend Update on SNL. However, it steadily became less and less about general news and on-location segments with crazy people, and instead became more and more about just politics, until it was little more than left wing propaganda and frankly not even remotely funny. This change was largely due to the application of the Jon Stewart formula.

Man1: Do you remember when The Daily Show used to be funny?
Man2: Just barely. I have some very foggy memories in the back of my head of what The Daily Show was like before it started sucking bigtime.

by klopek007 March 6, 2010

Daisy

A slut, who sleeps with all the guys she can get and can't get over her ex even though she has a kid by one dude and knocked by some other guy. Claims she hates abortions but once did her own self abortion when she was 16. Has hideous teeth and a forehead you can land a spaceship on. Also has really huge saggy titties from getting knocked up so damn much when she's not aborting her children. Trashy trailer trash whore.

Person 1: Omg that girl is so ugly and she's pregnant?

Person 2: Oh yeah she has to be pregnant cause she can't do her self abortions anymore.

Person 1: Wow what a Daisy.

by LittleManzana13 October 19, 2011