crap-mon-dink

something a guy says on youtube named edbassmaster it will make you pee your pants becuz it makes no sense

yea i would like a crap-mon-dink

by theonlyoneyouknow March 10, 2010

Crap Tickets

Toilet paper

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.

by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010

capron'd

When you have unprotected sex with a girl in her vajajay, flip her over and stick in her chocolate starfish, and then go back to the vajajay. You turn the lights on after sex only to realize that your cock and her pussy are covered and filled with the chocolate.

Ben fucked that girl in the pussy, then the ass, then stuck his shit covered dick back in here pussy. Ben capron'd that bitch!

by the_masked_r@pist December 11, 2011

Caprank

After drinking a CapriSun putting the straw back and blowing the bag up to make the appearance of a full CapriSun.

Pranker: Hey i'm not thirsty want my CapriSun?

Fool: uhh yes i do! Is that even a question?

*Grabs the Caprank*

Pranker: you just got CAPRANKED!

Fool: ... crap

by FrankdasTanken August 23, 2011

Claproll

When someone with "the clap" rolls over you, with their body.

The disease-infested Charlie Sheen claprolled me in the crackhouse.

by Keekee_the_Pokee August 25, 2011

caprea

always really nice and very pretty girls most boys would die to be with a caprea

guy:Who is she?
other guy:I don't know but I want one
Guy:Is she a caprea?

by caprea February 21, 2013

crap

The words and/or noises that come out of a politicians mouth before, after or during election.

Politician: When o become president i will cure cancer, end world hunger and lover the taxes by 200%.

Electors: How about immigrants?

Politician: I will stop all immigrants, unless you support immigration, in that case i fully supports immigrants and every thing they stand for.

This is and example of crap

by O.Kleppvoll January 22, 2015