colon cookie

feces.

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?

by the one time poster August 4, 2009

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Cookie mouth

The resulting chocolate coloured ring that appears on the lips of the participant of an ass to mouth incident after they use their lips to clean all the feces from the shaft. Reminiscent of all of your annoying cousins after they have eaten your Oreos. The severity of cookie mouth varies with diet, shaft size, and enthusiasm and lip colour of the shaft swabber. Is somewhat contagious as kissing can spread cookie mouth between partners.

I went ATM on this chick last night and she ended up with the worst cookie mouth I have ever seen.

by Amebo Jones March 25, 2020

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Breakfast cookies

Noun
Morning sex

Matt slept over last night and we had breakfast cookies at sunrise.

by Shannonymous November 12, 2016

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slut cookie

the hottest juiciest girl ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She will make u nut with every breath.

OMG Chylar! You're such a slut cookie!!!

by epicgamermom April 27, 2022

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lap cookie

Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.

"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."

by Delaneymeno September 8, 2016

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misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting

(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"

by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009

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