Confibble

Complying to something that is quite atrocious and horrendous.

Michael: come on Emily! Gouge your brother's eye out with a spoon! It would be funny!

Emily: I don't want to confibble with your plan...

Michael: if you do it I'll go on a date with you

Emily: ight, bet.

by notaweezerfan March 23, 2023

confirming learning

Well, it **sorta** rhymes.
Refers to an interval of either formal schooling or first-hand experience dat really drives home da truth/validity of a belief or philosophy dat you had already been familiar wif, rather than your merely being introduced to da concept for da first time.

One prime example of a "confirming learning" scenario would be if you are sitting wif a much-liked individual in some form of a group-chair --- i.e., couch, bleachers, bench-swing, etc. --- and a third person comes along and unceremoniously plops himself down right between da two of you, rather than politely asking if you guys could please scooch over a bit to make room for him on one side (well, of course, if he hadn't actually been scheduled to meet up with you two in da first place, he should also humbly ask if it's okay for him to come and join you to begin with!): from da diligent guidance-tutoring of your parents and/or other caring grownups, you may have already been fully aware of how rude/upsetting it is to position yourself between two people who are conversing or otherwise actively/socially interacting, but having it actually happen to you in real life like this glaringly demonstrates da true scope/depth/nature of said inconsiderate action.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

Confident man

OOOOHHH!!! MYGOD!!! THISFUCKINGGUY!!!

Hym "The picture... Is 2 women staring at his fat cock... One overtly and the other is kind of side-eyeing it... What about that has anything to do with being a confident man? 'You see how confident I am in women's endless desire for fat cocks?' We're in euphemism land! We're in pretend euphemism land! Confidence? Jesus Christ!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2023

confirmeddead

Will make things up to google them in IRC and then act shocked when it's perverted or disgusting.

I wouldn't want to join IRC because confirmeddead is spamming it today

by notspyingonyou August 16, 2023

confiskate

What your parents or legal guardians do if you misbehave regarding your wheeled footwear, such as going too fast, riding in off-limits areas, making damaging tracks in your playing-surfaces, leaving your blades outdoors instead of bringing them in out of the weather, not keeping them cleaned and oiled, etc.

I made a list of da rules dat da rec hall requires its members to follow when using da rink, and I carefully review said list both before and after I play there, to better ensure dat I don't get my loaned toys confiskated.

by QuacksO August 20, 2023

confidental

Describes da privileged medical-records info dat yer tooth-doctor is sposta keep zipped lips about.

If ya maintain a clamped jaw regarding yer oral-exam results, people won't be able to see yer chompers, anyway, and so said details will indeed remain strictly "confidental".

by QuacksO July 23, 2024

Confidential Human Source

A Confidential Human Source, or CHS, is an informant who covertly provides information to law enforcement about criminals and their activities. Their names are withheld from official law enforcement reports and documents to protect their identities.

Some critics of law enforcement claim that some instances of an alleged CHS are a mere fabrication, and there never was an actual human who provided the information. These critics claim that in such cases where the law enforcement agents fabricated the CHS did so as justification for a search warrant or other similar legalities of an investigation.

The FBI claimed they were told about the drug ring by a Confidential Human Source.

by Innocent Byproduct October 21, 2023