Condome

Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.

Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

vape condom

Cupping your palm over a vape tip to hit it so you wont catch STDs

Degen 1: no way you hit some random’s vape just like that bro
Degen 2: wym, I used my vape condom

by queefsmellLover December 21, 2023

Condom

Something that Mexicans don’t know how to put on

Juan: “Maria, how do I use a condom?” Maria: “I don’t fucking know just rawdog it

by The Elder Council February 25, 2024

The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking

Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support

by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 2, 2023

Condom

Something you use to have safe sex but won’t make sex fun

I used s condom during sec and it felt really boring

by Josuetherealidiot May 9, 2018

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

Relationship Condom

A form of relationship prevention whereby you casually date someone with the intention of preventing them from committing to another relationship. You may or may not be interested in this person, but what you are certainly interested in is keeping them off the market for the time being

Have you seen Amy is still dating Jonah? Looks like she’s got him in a relationship condom for sure.

by Uniqua_cam July 28, 2021