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HJ Classic

When you receive a hand job. Many men say their first sexual encounter was getting a hand job when they were younger. When a man receives one while older and in a mature relationship, he is reminded of a classic memory.
Dude, I got an HJ Classic from Whitney last night!
by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011
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First Class Hangover

The sensation resulting from the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages after being unexpectedly upgraded to first class on a flight. The free nature of the beverage service causes the individual to consume more than he/she normally would in a public setting.
Boss: Tim, you seem out of it today. Experiencing jet lag from your trip back yesterday?

Tim: No Sir, I have to admit that I had a bit too much to drink on the plane. I'm experiencing the first class hangover...

Cheap Boss: I’m glad to see that you are putting the company’s money to good use... I better not see those drinks on your expense report.

Tim: Don’t worry Sir, you wont. The flight was overbooked and I received a free upgrade to first class. To maximize the value of the company’s money, I thoroughly utilized the services included with the upgrade...Jackass.
by c-ski September 23, 2011
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Classic Cole

The simple act of mucking without return.

Some may say this is an act of kindness and others may say it is an act of weakness.
"Dude what happened last night you were in the room for like an hour????" "She didn't give me anything in return....I...I think I pulled a Classic Cole"
by Swyler Anderson July 29, 2012
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Classic Rock

Possibly the greatest genre of music of our time. Most influential and innovential music that makes every genre look completely helpless, rapping about having sex with some fat black bitch in an alley way. Classic Rock is a genre that is a mixture of awesome backround music and genious lyrics that takes true talent and a love for good music.
Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Kansas, Fleetwood Mac, America, Eric Clapton, The Cars, Lynard Skynard, Guns 'n' Roses, ZZ Top, etc....
by MissBarry February 8, 2005
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classic rock

Music made before Women turned into bitches!
I dont think a classic rock song would be made for paris hilton, or any other stuck up bitch who has this " to hip for the room attitude"
by T. Nadeau July 31, 2008
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classic

when something is amazing, cool, an old school way back, funny or otherwise totally worth remembering or mentioning.
Italian girl: 'holy did you see his civic?'
Greek-Italian girl: 'ya, it was classic'
by Iolanda V August 24, 2007
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gym class

by dj gs68 July 26, 2003
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