christmasless 

To be without sufficient presents on december 25th. The gifts you receive are so crappy that you do not even refer to the day as christmas.

person 1:"All my presents this year sucked!"
person 2:"yeah i know, i was totally christmasless too!"

christmasless by kenny (omg u killed) December 11, 2006

Christmas Morning Effect 

when someone is highly anticipating something that is to occur the next morning; but to reach that morning they first must sleep through the night, resulting in their waking several hours earlier than normal. sometimes trouble falling asleep out of excitement is associated with this effect.

often experienced by children on christmas morning, teenagers on hopeful snow days, and adult males the night before their hot date with the girl in 6c.

Facebook Status:

5:11 AM - WOOOOOO NO SCHOOL BITCHES!!!!

5:14 AM - why you up so early bro?

5:16 AM - why YOU up so early bro? it's the christmas morning effect! comin over later? mad black ops all day?

Christmas Morning Effect by jimmpage44 April 19, 2011

Christmas Eve Eve 

Christmas Eve Eve is the day before Christmas Eve. It should be treated like Christmas Eve but it isn't.

Christmas Eve Eve is my favorite time of year!!

Christmas Eve Eve by Orfels December 23, 2018

last christmas 

christmas anthem

*mom turns radio on* *radio plays last christmas 24-7 from octomber to january*

me: YAYYYYY CHRISTMAS MOOD!!!

last christmas by Chris Yayo April 9, 2019

Christmas goose 

a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company Christmas party

after having a few beers, I gave Michelle a little Christmas goose, and she giggled

Christmas goose by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

jimminy christmas 

The weakest possible form of JESUS CHRIST! Generally used by people who are either: very old fashioned, or lacking balls (figuratively speaking).

Logan: "Jimminy Christmas, that girl is so pretty. This whole event sure is swell"
Sean: "You mean damn that bitch is fly. this place is poppin.

jimminy christmas by Big Red And The Bourne Identity April 10, 2007

christmas 

(n.) A magical time of year where Jesus Christ rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living, so we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.

Johnny celebrates Christmas with his family by singing Christmas carols to ward off Zombie Jesus.

christmas by Jerrodimus Prime December 16, 2004