Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...
by weow weow January 20, 2015
Get the chocolate blumpkinmug. The act of giving or receiving a blow job from the back while you are bent over at a 90 degree angle. The person giving the Chocolate Rudolph will then have a brown nose from touching your stink hole.
Betty denied sucking Pete off from the back but she couldn't hide the fact that she had a chocolate Rudolph nose.
by K0n Artist April 13, 2014
Get the Chocolate Rudolphmug. The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.
Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."
by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017
Get the Chocolate Humidormug. A giant turd.
by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017
Get the Chocolate Mongoosemug. by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019
Get the dick chocolatemug. When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.
Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.
by Stushkushnpuss April 17, 2016
Get the chocolate torpedomug. Usually a reference to a homosexual man, as stirring chocolate resembles the act of anal sex, especially if the receiving end is not clean.
Oh, this guy is such a chocolate stirrer, I can totally see him devastating dirty asses with his stick
by cmyster3 October 23, 2013
Get the chocolate stirrermug.