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Checkpoint

When a person really has to shit and he builds up pressure inside, then just when he feels like he is about to explode... he lets out a pressure relieving fart, which gives him about an extra 30 minutes until the pressure is built up again.
Justin: "I HAVE TO SHIT SO BAD MAN!!"
Riva: "cant you hold it?"
Justin: "NO IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!"
Riva: "okay lets go to the bathroom then"
Justin: *extensive fart*
Justin: "Nevermind - I just reached a checkpoint."
by Tobshe August 12, 2010
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Santee Brake Check

Get road head.
When your about to cum and the girl (or guy) gets off your dick slam on the brakes and slam their head into the steering wheel (ABS helps) and blow your load on their face.

say there was a cat or something....
Girl gets in car.
Girl goes down.
You get close and warn her.
She gets off your dick.
Hit brakes.
Her head hits the steering wheel.
Blow load in her face.
Make excuse.
Santee Brake Check completed
by Doom Pending,,, September 23, 2007
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gravity check

a fall, as from a surfboard, bike, Etc
That gravity check reminded me to stay away from dangerous waves.
by Light Joker April 7, 2005
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Charlotte Checkers

An ice hockey team located in Charlotte, North Carolina. They are affiliated with the Hartford Wolf Pack of the AHL, and the New York Rangers of the NHL
by Charlotte Checkers Fan January 29, 2009
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G-ciggaD-check

When in the proccess of getting G-checked, a gangsta can pass the check so blatantly gangsta-like that the check ends up getting reversed onto the original checker
Steve: Yo this dude tired to g-check me by ganking my wad, so i faced pushed him, put half a clip in his dome, and made his old girl my bitch...

Darren: Damn bro, guess that nigga got g-ciggaD-checked.
by Smokey and the Bandezzy April 4, 2008
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cup check

what one says while slapping someone in the nuts. probably comes from sports, where guys wear cups. used by losers that think it is funny. the ONLY proper responce is to beat the crap out of the person who did it, otherwise you are gay for letting him do it without retaliation. if you actually are gay, i don't know the proper responce.
Billy: "Cup check biatch!"
Johnny: beats the tar out of billy, then responds "how you like them apples?"
by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005
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Check

An insult used to describe a person, which is usually followed by the phrase "looking ass nigga"
Boy Im going to check the shit out your ass: mop top carrot top looking ass nigga
by CaptainGarbage December 1, 2009
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