waxin the carrot

aka blow job

"I'll meet u there as soon as she's done waxin the carrot."

by Jus sayin July 1, 2015

Milk the Carrot

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.

Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"

by Con con July 22, 2017

squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017

Little baby carrot

Tiny dick

Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches

by Myles Welch July 6, 2018

Garrot the Carrott

A non-illegal non-imigrant war veteran involved in the chaos of WWIII. An underappreciated hero.

"That Garrot the Carrott is such a cool non-imigrant veteran."

by Depression,my_good_sir.png November 26, 2018

joseph the carrot boy

a boy that looks like a carrot

you:man he is such a joseph the carrot boy!

by weirdoripedjeans January 29, 2019

Hold the carrots

Referring to the reference in rice pilaf meaning when sending nudes they will be kept without any clothes at all. Also related Hold the carrots

John to Jerry: "I got some rice pilaf last night hold the carrots tho, nobody likes the carrots."

by InsertCleverWord March 15, 2019