carpet-bomb

v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.

named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.

Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.

by halonistic May 5, 2012

raking the carpet

Using a backscratcher (or some other sharp or rough object) to give sexual pleasure to a woman. Can be performed on oneself or others.

"Yo dawg, my girlfriend has some crazy-ass fetishes, last night she had me raking the carpet."
"Damn."

by CarpetRaker October 16, 2009

CarPeT MuNcHeR

Anyone who eats pussy.

Shut up u carpet muncher!

by FrIsKo's FiOnEsT April 10, 2006

carpe fuck it

An expression derived from 'carpe diem' meaning 'sieze the fuck it'. Used when one is in a dilemma whether or not to apply 'fuck it' (in actualy conversation or thoughts) but eventually decides that it'll be used. The 'carpe' shows that the 'fuck it' has now been the 'siezed' outcome of the dilemma and hence differentiates the expression from a simple 'fuck it' which usually rolls of the tounge without the aforesaid dilemma or thought for native speakers of English. This expression originated on the Upper East Side of NYC.

Captain of the US Airways Flight 1549 to his co-pilot: These birds have destroyed the engines. Should we land in the Hudon river?
Co-Pilot: Hmmmmmmmmm
Captain: Hmmmmmmm...(Looks at how low their altitude is)... carpe fuck it!
Co-Pilot: (Over the announcement system) Please brace for impact.
Cabin Crew: 1 L N R cross check.

by Vinny85 January 19, 2009

carpet bomb

When a docter doesn't know what's wrong with you so they give you a whole bunch of antibiotics and steriods, hoping they will kill whatever you have.

We don't know what wrong with you so we gonna do a carpet bomb. Here's a handful of colorful pills. It might make you better and make you worse than when you came in. Fingers crossed!

by Dr. No Care December 17, 2009

Social Carpetbagger

A person who couldn't keep their day job, and is now 'selling' Social Media. With a mere 3 month history of Twitter usage, and Facebook presence, these "Social Media Experts" sell their services to anyone who can't run away fast enough. Don't worry, as soon as they find another job, you'll never hear from them again.

Don't listen to that guy, he's a real Social Carpetbagger.

by NotYourMommasKitty April 27, 2009

Flying Carpet

A woman whose thighs are not touching making her private parts magically float in between her legs.

Cooper: "Man Im so sore from yoga"

Dan : "Dude, you do yoga?"

Cooper: " Sure do, the instructor has the sweetest Flying Carpet"

Dan: "When's your next class?"

by GrosBilodeau March 4, 2011