CarpetMuncher

A CarpetMuncher is a person who enjoys sucking the pubic hairs on you while they suck your dick, clitoris, or asshole.

Look at that Faggot CarpetMunching that guy.... LMAO WHAT A CARPETMUNCHER

by ImNotAFUCKINGFURRY October 8, 2017

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Carpet nuggets

Cat shit on a carpet.

Ex: Bro, my house is full of carpet nuggets because of my stupid-ass cat.

by Trumpnuggets October 25, 2017

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Related Words

Calpet • Calpetanus • carpet muncher • carpet • carpet bomb • Carpet Bombing • carpetbagger • carpet burn • Carpet Shark • carpet cleaner

carpet

a fuzzy tile floor

"You dumb carpet!"

by TheNicknameClub November 15, 2017

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carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle

Ur mom is such a carpet dragon

by Dirttrike December 4, 2017

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caluetter

Cogner des clous, s’endormir, paupieres lourdes

Arrete de caluetter ou va te coucher!

by Mimi44 December 18, 2017

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Carpet muncher

A person who eats pubic hair

Man you suck me so much your a carpet muncher

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

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A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.

Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”

by Tannasgh May 7, 2018

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