Located in the Inland Empire of Southern California. Usually known for being very dry, boring and taking away any collective train of thought or meaning you had in your life. A place where the human soul goes to die. Most of the inhabitants there are a bunch of selfish, brain dead, egomaniacs. You are more likely to be ran over by someone with tunnel vision than getting shot. Overall pretty quiet place. Though if you are from a city that had actual human beings living inside it then this place will throw you off a bit.
Woman - so where do you stay?
Man - Montclair, California
Woman - where’s that?
Man - it’s in San Bernardino
Woman - where’s that?
Man - sorta next to LA?
Woman - ?
Man - like an hour away, east?
Woman - ooh ok...
Man - Montclair, California
Woman - where’s that?
Man - it’s in San Bernardino
Woman - where’s that?
Man - sorta next to LA?
Woman - ?
Man - like an hour away, east?
Woman - ooh ok...
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The sword in the stone by Merlin after the death of Uther Pendragon. The stone had the text, "Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil, is rightwise king born of all England." The sword was pulled by Arthur Pendragon, more commonly known as King Arthur, and Arthur became king of Camelot. He used the sword until he broke it in a battle where he violated the riles of chivalry. Afterwards, it was replaced with a sword he gained from the Lady of the Lake, Excalibur.
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High IQ Individual: "You mean Caliburn? The actual sword in the stone."
Stupid Person: "Yeah, that."
High IQ Individual: "You mean Caliburn? The actual sword in the stone."
Stupid Person: "Yeah, that."
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