clam chowder

Clam chowder is the most common soup that guys will jizz into so females will gobble up their semen.

(phone conversation) Yo man you gots to be heading over hur fosho dawg, I just shot this considerable size load into my gurls clam chowder. If you come over in time you could watch her gobble it up. ooooh, I'm already getting aroused just thinking about it. HAHAHAHAHA that stupid bitch won't even realize that she is eating my semen. This is a good joke, some might even say rich. Oh man I just tinkled a little bit thinking of how funny this is, I swear she is a fucking tard.

by the st3 October 17, 2005

Clam jouster

Used to describe a lady who likes ladies, derived from the act of rubbing their pussies together.

Paula was a right clam jouster

by Funky the Monkey April 22, 2006

clam bake

smoking weed in a confined space so that the smoke stays in the air your breathing between hits

lets go clam bake in brandons car then watch the smoke roll out!

by kodie-isa-high-on November 28, 2004

Clam

1 Dollar,

It cost five clams for a sandwich at the restaurant.

by Xopher October 30, 2003

Clammy

An orgy for elderly lesbians or sometimes gender curious old women. Usually held in a "dance hall" or at churches on Sunday evenings. It's like a huge social event in which old ladies hook up as well as gossip. It involves plenty of saggy breast grabbing, granola-coated spit swapping, and gray-haired-vagina rubbing. As well as bingo and embroidery.

Every year, there is the Annual Clamajama, an event much looked forward to by old ladies everywhere. It's sponsored by cat fancy magazine.

Gertrude: Rose! Come back over here and rub your pussy on my pussy while we discuss our grandchildren!
Rose: Ooh! This is the best clammy I've been to since I got that hip replacement!

by Roberta_luvs_cats May 27, 2011

clam jouster

A Lesbian

Did you know that she is a clam jouster

by Rob October 31, 2003

clam rice

Similar to butt rice but found on a girls vagina. Clam rice is little pieces of toilet paper remnant are stuck to a vagina. Far more clam rice usually found the hairier the vagina is.

I went down on a chick last night. It was great until some clam rice got stuck on my tongue.

by Chuck G January 10, 2011