poonut butter

Poonut butter is a delicious treat, similar in consistency to Gnutella. Here is the receipe for Poonut Butter:

1. Eat only bran muffins for a whole day
2. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
3. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
4. On the 4th day, begin harvesting your poop. It will be in small "poonuts" from all the bran. Put 1 pound of poonuts into the food processor along with a 1/2 cup of olive oil. Blend until smooth. Serve poonut butter on bread or baked in a pie.

Hey Jimmy, your mom makes the best poonut butter YEYYYYYYY!

by King Souser December 28, 2005

dick butter

Dick butter is the creamy white stuff that lubricates the inside of the vagina.

Her pussy was slippery and wet, coated with dick butter

by omnipotentgirl January 18, 2004

buther face

a girl whos perfect in every aspect but her face.

Lindsay is a buther face, its a good thing they make paper bags

by wrt354y5u July 27, 2006

butter body

1. An individual with an attractive face, but an unnattractive body, i.e. "Her face is pretty, but her body..."
2. A chubby girl with a pretty face.

I let her blow me, but I didn't bone her. She's a butter body, after all.

by OsirusR September 18, 2009

Butter Nugget

taking an entire stick of butter, sticking it into a womens vagina and having normal sex with it in there until it gets soft from the sweat. then you take it and put it in the womens anus, have anal sex so it gets mixed with her feces then let her poop it out into your mouth, thus creating a buttery poopy nugget.

Dude i was so drunk last night

i know dude so was I, i woke up with your sister and she said i gave her a Butter Nugget

by qwertyboi666 May 1, 2010

Butter Pecan Rican

A beautiful woman of Puerto Rican descent.

damn bro I saw you at the club dancin with that hot little Puerto Rican mami, that Butter Pecan Rican was shakin dat ass all on ya!

by Tony Montana political refugee October 21, 2010

butter fuck

n. a smooth fucking session (not to be confused with the rough stuff in Brando's controversial butter scene in the Bertolucci film Last Tango in Paris)

As he and his wife grew older, he took consolation in the mellow rhythms of a butter fuck in their sleigh bed.

by V. Cummings August 3, 2006