bottle of vex

what someone is metaphorically drinking when they have a large number of issues

bottle of vex mate

by Theo_Wyvern November 14, 2003

Boatle Night

A weekly event, usually a Friday night, when it is customary to purchase a 'Boatle' or alcoholic beverage - usually cider or Buckfast. It is a sacred day when jakeballs can come together in celebration and happiness. It is not uncommon for those involved to drink several 'boatles' untill they become totally 'pished' and then it is time to head out into the street 'furra scrap'.

jakeball 1: Awrite ma man. Wit ye uptae oan Friday night?

Jakeball 2: Eh? Wit ye mean? Same hing we dae every Friday night. It's boatle night! YAAAS!

by Eddie fae Scotlan' August 30, 2007

bottleanus

When you're at your straight friend's house pounding back a few beers and your friend gets up to go to the bathroom. You take your friend's nonempty beer bottle and forcibly insert it into your anus. Using your now gaping asshole, you rub your anus all over his couch cushions, pranking your friend.

Lance got up to use the toilet so i bottleanus'd his couch

by Alec J Biello August 29, 2011

bottle drive

To stick a beer bottle up someones vagina

When we get home I will bottle drive you so hard.

by The-Kraken May 25, 2014

Bottlejob

A wanker named smith who backs out of sporting events at the last minute cos he’s a pussy

Smith just because it’s windy and your wig might blow off doesn’t mean you can be a bottlejob

by Wigger1869 March 12, 2019

Baby Bottle

Baby Bottling - The act of slapping a person in the forehead with your titty and leaving a mark in the shape of a baby bottle.

Janette slapped Nick in the forehead with her titty while he was sleeping and left a mark resembling the top of a baby bottle.

by NiceAngel November 10, 2018

Hot Water Bottle

Another word for enema;
a hot water bottle is a bottle and a hose used to clean one's rectum to make all the fun butt stuff clean.

"Anal is nasty."
"Use a hot water bottle then."
"A what?"

by MalachiGS November 5, 2020