Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.

George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.

by Michael Osmolak April 11, 2008

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Blumpkin

A Blumpkin is recieving oral intercourse while taking a shit

"yo i was getting a blumpkin in the outhouse the only thing is she didnt know it was a blumpkin.'

by BlumpkinKing July 15, 2009

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Blumpkini

A blumpkini is the act of peeing and pooping at the same time. Although this most commonly happens on the toilet, you can also perform a blumpkini in bed!

Peter- "Hey Emma, did you do number one or number two in the bathroom?

Emma- "I did both, in the form of a blumpkini!"

by Peter Bergstrom February 21, 2009

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blumpky

When you gettin dome when you taken a doo doo.

man yo moms gives good blumpkys

by Citystars September 21, 2003

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Double Blumpkin

While receiving a blumpkin, instead of using the toilet to release your shitty load, you use a female or male's mouth. While the other female or male covers the blowjob portion.

Erin and Aspen give a KILLER double blumpkin!

by Bigolfattiedoubleblumpkin January 2, 2009

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