beer festival

1. A festival where the promoted theme (eg. a popular brand of beer, folk singing, medieval banquet, striptease, Octoberfest) is blatantly ignored, and large quantities of beer is drunk. And people roll about rat arsed, pissed as a newt, lit up like a christmas tree, and display a range of loud and disorderly behaviour.

I went to the (insert your favourite beer) Beer Fastival and had a great time!

by Kerb November 29, 2004

near beer

Non alcoholic beer that contains .5% or less alcohol and is aimed at those 18 and up or those wanting to watch their calories and/or alcoholic intake. Usually has the alchohol boiled out and is usually less flavorful and calorie rich than their alcoholic equivalents. Essentially Beer that you can't get intoxicated from. Usually labeled NA (Non Alcoholic)

O'Doul's and Sharps could be considered a "near beer".

Person 1: Hey pass me a beer

Person 2: Here is an O'Doul's.

Person 1: Don't give me that near beer crap. Got a real beer?

by Daschni May 4, 2010

Bitter Beer Face

To make a face after drinking beer, often made by people who are unaccustomed to alcohol.

Kyle made a bitter beer face after taking a sip of Natty Light

by rainman April 15, 2006

three-two beer

liquor in the form of beer consisting of 3.2% alcahol. Use to be legal in the States for people over sixteen years of age to consume if not in large quantities per sitting.

Synonyms: 3.2, 3.2 beer, 3-2 beer, three-two, three.two beer, et cetera. . .

Hmm, I think Imma have some three-two beer...

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

trailer park beer

A certain type of beer that trailer trash people drink.

They frequently drink "Blue Ribbon" beer, or if they are lucky, miller lite.

My trailer friends offered me some trailer park beer; I happily accepted the crappy drink.

by Akit February 29, 2004

Animal a beer

An animalistic way of drinking beer. The drinker takes a can of beer and slams the side three times against his forehead. He bites into the side of the can. He then drinks the beer from the resulting holes while squeezing it. Finally, he throws the empty can onto the ground and stomps on it with his feet.

John can really animal a beer. It makes a mess, but girls love it.

by Abat January 3, 2008

Beer

every night in college

damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15??
maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??

by headycheese April 8, 2006