peter beater

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.

be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.

by frank n. beans May 17, 2006

Beaver Shit

A shit so monstrous in size that it falls across the opening of the toilet, and prevents anything but the water from going down. Much like a beaver will dam a river by felling a tree across it.

Salman just took such a huge beaver shit, that he had to break up the log with a pencil, just to get everything to flush.

by Grundle123 February 25, 2009

Wife Beater Car

When you spot the most run downed car or truck (any other kind of transportation out there) EVER and you don't want to call it what it really is ( fugly, shit). Instead you take the easy route and say " Daymn you got's a wife beater car right thurr".

The term is not offending anyone, it's just a way of saying that your car is beat up and crappy. But in a nicer way =D

Your friend pulls up in a crapola car and your like..

Pablo- " HOLY BEEJEEBUS MAN, you have a wife beater car"
Henray-" PSSHT like your car is any better, I've seen those stains in the back seat"
Pablo- " Oh yee your mom and I were ... making cupcakes"
Henray-" ... truce"

by B-ret =D July 27, 2009

big beaver

big beaver is a town in beaver county pa... it is pretty much quite its out in the country alot of small farms and more beaver then any were esle in this side of the state... no really there a new strip club (there was a rub and tub but it got busted) a adult book store with live girls, and last a swingers club all with in a .25 miles... the name fits well..

you going to that new titty bar out in big beaver tonite?

by the big beav October 13, 2009

beaner

(if female) usually pregnant at a young age, fat, and ugly

Oh fuck dude....you see that ugly beaner chick over there?
Yea, she looks hella fat
Naw, shes just pregnant

by Chris P. Weiner July 28, 2008

beaner rag

A beaner rag is a used condom that is found in the dirt, a dumpster,etc.
Baner rags are manely used by the homeless or mexicans(beaners).

Huolio let me use his beaner rag so that i could have a turn at it.

by Ihava Hugh Jass November 27, 2007

Beaster

To set the record straight, a beaster is an individual who lives life with no limits. Specifically, it pertains to a person who on a daily basis, or at least on weekends, consumes three or more tall cans of malt liquor in an evening and smokes all the dank that is handed to them.

Don't bring Pat to the BBQ, that fool's a beaster.
Oh really, what's that?
He'll drink and smoke all your shit.

by Floydtibbs April 5, 2009