Butt Naked Wank

When you have the house all to yourself and crank the hog totally butt ass naked

Cuh u haven’t had a butt naked wank??? Ur missing out

by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023

Naked Gorilla

When a larger man shaves his chest/stomach.

Wow Jon! Did you want to look like a naked gorilla or did your wife tell you too!?

by jižźżzzzzz in my pants yyyuuum January 17, 2016

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 16, 2023

red-naked

Blushing from embarrassment from being caught by surprise while naked .

The locksmith found her red-naked in the yard near the locked and wind slammed front door.

by ShipyardRambler May 06, 2021

Naked back

when ur boyfriend does understands a joke

“you hang out with grant and you don’t know what a Naked back is?”

by aidan’s girlfriend December 23, 2021

naked may 31

every 4 years (2016,2020.2024.2028)on the 31 of may this event happens in which people can ask for nudes without having to send some back the person cannot ask for any as well accept is is not ment to be because of this day

person 1 hey its naked may 31
person 2 damit alright
person 1 haha thank you

by jackalob May 30, 2020

naked 8

When discussing females amognst your boys, a female might be classified as a naked 8. She is not consodered and 8 unless she is comoletely naked.

“No bro that chick is a 7.” Bob says he agrees with that statement, “bit she is a naked 8”

by AbsolutelyYes December 30, 2018