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Cum Assasination

When a guy unexpectedly & with no warning blows his load on a girl.
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My girl was on the computer & I hit her on her face with the funniest cum assasination but she is really pissed!
by Talented_Tongue February 13, 2022
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Admin Assistant

A fake job title typically used to cover up conspiracies involving FNHA.
Me: "I notice you haven't been any help to anyone ever. What does an Admin Assistant do exactly?"

Her: "Uhh... here's a link to FRAFCA."
by 12345................... March 7, 2022
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vindicare assassins

vindicare assassins are one of the best temples of assassins in all of the 40k universe. They are known for being some of the best snipers in the entire universe. They have been known to hold their position for up to months. They are equipped with exitus rifles. In the hands of a vindicare assassin, they will never miss. They are normally used to take out chaos cult leaders.
Hey, I heard there was a vindicare assassin around here. yeah, I heard that vindicare assassins are great snipers.
by Lem_Likes_Pasta March 21, 2022
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Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.
I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and I’m not doing too well this morning.
by Bob Weir’s Clam Diggers March 24, 2022
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Aim Assist

An Excuse PC Players Use To Say Why They Died When They Have Ten Fingers While Console Players Have 4, 240+ FPS And Scripts That Allow Them To Do Things You Would Not Normally Be Able To Do
Oh Man I Hate Aim Assist, It Needs To Be Removed
by Budget Fortnite Dalek May 10, 2022
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Eli Assist

An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.
Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.
by Razosaku May 20, 2022
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Eli Assist

When someone is credited an assist even though it has been a significant amount of time has passed when they were last a part of the play.
“Dude, it was 10 seconds since you last touched the ball. How’d you get an assist still?”

“I think that’s one of those ‘Eli assists.’”
by Razosaku May 20, 2022
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