men’s soccer

a made up sport for people who can’t play anything else

why would you go to a men’s soccer game

by caroline butler December 5, 2019

tub soccer

When you are in the shower and shooting ropes "ejaculating" and the ropes are chilling in the tub and you have to kick them in the drain. GOAL!

Man it feels like the world cup of tub soccer. This rope shot is going ! Going! Gone. Kicking it right into the drain .

by P whitey November 10, 2021

soccer boy

boys that plat soccer and cry over anything and everything because they're fuvking babies

hey did you hear about jacob that ugly soccer boy (jacob is a soccerr boy)

by isdv April 23, 2022

Soccer

The British term of FootBall (JUST CALL IT FOOTBALL DICKS)

Soccer is cool
SOCCER SUCKS FOOTBALL IS BETTER FUCK OFFF

by Α March 10, 2022

all day i dream about soccer

The slogan 'all day i dream about soccer' 1981-2017 was created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the following slogans:

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

See also 'sports'

'all day I dream about soccer' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

by Barbara Gauss July 26, 2017

soccer bop

When you get slapped across the face with a flaccid penis.

Dude- "Wow did you see that video of Christian soccer bopping that girl!"
Girl - " omg don't talk about that it was disgusting!"

by PoopyDick SmallWood April 19, 2016

Thicc soccer

A game of soccer played by tiny fat kids, usually boys.

Yeah, Bacon’s out playing thicc soccer with his fat friends

by SkinnedOstrich October 1, 2017