parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.

Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.

by Parachutefap May 30, 2019

Fap sap

It is just another way of saying jizz

Is that ice cream on the floor? “No it’s fap sap”

by 6969695 January 14, 2020

Fap Cave

High intensity paintball

"Hey Timmy, you coming to the Fap Cave later"
"Hell yeah I am"

by Moostatio February 15, 2018

Sap Fap

A Sap Fap is where you jerk off with maple syrup. Tears can also help but its down to preference.

Why are you buying 2 liters of maple syrup?
Im going to sap fap later.

by CertiMike November 18, 2021

Fap

To masturbate vigorously.

What females do when they find someone extremely attractive.

Ex..

"UGH, I really just need a fap and nap".

by Klah00 July 26, 2020

fap bank bounce

U see dat waifu on dat show, u know u gon google datass lata. Lata comes around... first result: huggin her tom brady-ass bitch.

Yo I wuz watchin community, u betta believe I wuz bankin dat Annie Edison ass, googled it, waddayaknow, datass is bein hugged by sum OTHA muthafucka, ooooo, fap bank bounce d!

by coffeedarklover September 25, 2022

Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later

1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.

by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021