Ass Span

Measurement of ass from cheek to cheek, much like wing span.

"Damnnn, caroline must have an ass span of least 2 feet!"

by Bromania March 17, 2010

Pain In The Ass

Something really annoying that really pisses you off.

Wake up everyday at 6 a.m is a real pain in the ass

by titas June 17, 2018

Ass supremacist

A man who thinks his taste in asses is the best. Often there is a racist connotation e.g. he sees a fat and round ass as inherently grotesque and something only minorities could be aroused by. Also known as an ass elitist.

Guy 1: Wow, look at that fine woman over there, her ass is so fat and amazing.
Ass supremacist: You like that man? That's fucking gross. You got black in your dna bud, by any chance?
Guy 2: Ignore that racist prick, he's an ass supremacist.

by Mr. Grose August 30, 2019

ass paper

toilet paper- paper used to wipe your ass

When you go to the store, pick up some ass paper- I'm sick of using napkins!!

by Foxygrrl1214 June 29, 2006

ass patrol

when the local police squad spends more time looking for women than actual criminals.

Chelsea: "I can't believe it, I got pulled over the other day outside of the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "Woa, what did you do?"
Chelsea: "I was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and I was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think I blew past a couple stop signs and had "Fuck the Police" on the radio."
Pete Dick: "You must have gotten at least five tickets."
Chelsea: "Not a single one, I am so lucky!"
Pete Dick: "Lucky??? That cop was obviously just on ass patrol."
Chelsea: "You think?"
Pete Dick: "Yes, he was jacking for beats"
Chelsea: "Wow"

by Pete Dick March 15, 2008

mark-ass

(adj) Very pathetic, characteristic of a "mark", or one who is easily owned or taken down. A synonym of weak sauce.

"Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark-ass bitches..." -2pac, "Hit 'em up"

(beirut game)
Adam: "Game over, motherfuckers!"
(squirrelly shot falls 2 feet short)
Nick: "What a mark-ass shot!"
Simon: "Weak sauce!"
Paul: "Alligator arm!"
(Adam runs away crying)

by Nick D February 17, 2005

Struttin That Ass

To show off while walking.

Ex.
When you start walking my friend and you get 10 or 15 miles on the highway you wont be STRUTTIN THAT ASS!!!

by ureallysuck! July 17, 2010