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Face Sitting Male

Its when a man sit upon a womans face
Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole
by facesitting male September 11, 2019
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Chocolate Face

A black male, that that tries to keep a 'low profile', and be inconspicuous in his community.
" He really is a genuine 'Chocolate Face'. No make up."
by Dr Meng September 15, 2020
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Poop Face

A face that has the appearance that it just got done eating shit.

A shocked grumpy face.
Damn shrek you got a poop face goin on.
by Ian the fatrole July 8, 2019
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noodle face

noodle face is a situation where you ate tons of simple carbs and salt causing your face to puff up.
I ate chinese and the day after i looked ugly due to my noodle face
by @mrkulci October 16, 2020
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Funny Face

I looked a lot like a Vogue magazine
Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream
Flawless and loveless, no intimacy
I only lived to be seen
Not to be touched, too clean

Chorus: Repeat 2X
Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face
Billions of dollars are spent on the face
Covering, smoothing, and changing the shape
Everyone wanted a face just like mine
Nobody wanted me
Only to look like me
I'm ungrateful but I don't care
I hear comments from everywhere
Probably nothing behind the face
The face, the face

That was the day that I jumped off the bridge
Trying to end it all, I barely lived
Doctor Lamaar said "your face is a mess"
All of the rest you can guess

I got my one request
(He got his one request)
And I am happy, yes
(And he is happy, yes)
I got my one request
(He got his funny face)
And I am happy, yes
And I am happy, happy, happy, happy, happy

Funny face, I got my funny face
Funny face, I got my funny face
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face-squeeze

The face made when all the cheek muscles are squeezing your eyes together
It’s so cute after she kisses me. She does the face-squeeze and giggles.
by Mywhatdidyousay May 2, 2018
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position 3/4 face

la position trois quart face est de l’art martial créé par le maître enzo sensei madar qui consiste à se mettre face à l’adversaire de trois quart et lui faire une feinte de coup de coude
rend moi mes 12 centimes sinon 😗😗 (petit crissement des bisous) position 3/4 face
by el segnor 3/4 face November 21, 2021
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