champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

dog

A domesticated descendant of wolves, primarily used to be really really cute.

Holy shit you have a dog please can I pet it.

by fruitylittleonecutie September 18, 2025

Dog Ass

To not wipe after pooping.

Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”

by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Dog Assed It

To scoot instead of wiping.

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.

by 217nah October 1, 2025

Dog ass it

When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.

"You have to wipe you butt when you poop"

"Well, sometimes I just dog ass it"

by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025

T-dog

T-dog is used to describe a man who is so unique, you cannot find words to describe him. You will NEVER meet another person quite like a T-dog. A personality that is irreplicable.

"I will never meet a man like T-dog again, I dont even know how to describe him"

by LoveYouForeverTrey<3GMA(T) October 5, 2025