Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”
by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025
Get the Dog Assmug.