Bag me bro

A phrase or term used in which you have no other ways of getting luck and resort to getting teabagged by your friends and that will somehow turn out good for you.

"Shit, a hunter! Bag me bro!" - Halo Reach

by idkjustdealwithit August 22, 2011

woah was me...

wow; really?; thought i knew it all

*you are talking to a guy that you have "history" with (a good friend), you think you know him completely...*

when you look at his phone, you see that he has a sex positions app. SURPRISE.

girl- "woah was me..."
guy- "what"
girl- "really...a sex positions app???

by yep, it came as a surprise November 29, 2011

ski me in the ski hole

It is the direct meaning of whatever you choose ski to mean. ski can mean anything you want it to

I missed that shot! Ski me in the Ski hole!

by mrhappypants69 July 6, 2011

k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk

'k, beers on me'

by URLOCALFLOP January 13, 2023

Walk with me gang

What you say when you want to lead your gang towards Failure

gang playing mimic

FAT FUCKING JAMAICAN BITCH: walk with me gang

*gang fucking dies

by Urban psychologist January 13, 2023

Pick me

A pick me is someone who always crave attention, a d will go above and beyond to have it. Usually by acting over the top and being cringy.

Omg she's just a pick me! Why is she act6line she's "one of the boys"‽

by Kyumi January 14, 2023

cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.

Cans are near me!!!

by Canzz January 18, 2023