Zombiely

To feel or realize something in a numb or slow zombie-like motion.

I zombiely felt the sun rays creeping up my skin.

by Natalised February 1, 2018

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Zombie fucker

A zombie fucker is at least fucking somebody that can fight back.

Alex didn't feel as ashamed to be a zombie fucker as he did when he was fucking corpses only. He knew fucking corpses was wrong, he just didn't know this until after he started fucking zombies though, nobody taught him.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

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Zombie fucker

A guy who fucks zombies instead of killing them. There are no living zombie fuckers left, they're a dying breed.

DJ Chalkboard Felix was one of the most notorious zombie fuckers around.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

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zombiepan

More aggressive cousin of deadpan comedy. Involves telling a deadpan joke that attempts to eat the brains of listeners, at least metaphorically.

Damn it Bobo, I thought you were serious for a second when you told me you wanted to eat my brains with a straight face. Nice zombiepan!

by HumaneAnimal June 21, 2018

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Zombie Journalism

Filler content/stories that relentlessly devour any new tidbit of information about a film or TV show regardless of whether any information was actually present, leading to a horde of similar stories about equally inane "details." Usually, these stories originate from Reddit fan-theories and end up being treated as news.

"Did you see that 500 word story about that 13 second Game of Thrones clip for the final season?"

"Yeah. They just mindlessly devoured that Reddit thread like a horde of zombies"

"Zombie journalism sucks!"

by mAnomie March 3, 2019

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